lolz. :]

Hello my people :) It's Saturday, also known as Caturday, but that's for the LOLCatz fans out there xD No workies today, it does actually feel strange because I woke up early and everything waiting to go, looking forward to seeing what class I'm in today, looking forward to yard duty to have the kids tormenting me to play "What's the time Mr Wolf" and having plenty of cwtches, and also chatting to the teachers about stuff in the lounge.. but that's all gone now :(
A few good things came from the week, I have new unforgettable memories, new experiences, new abilities regarding diciplining/punishing/tormenting kids, and they said I was welcome any time. :] Classroom assisstant/teaching could be a new window in a career for me :). Plus, Miss Jones maths gave me some advice on what I could do in the future when she came to see me in the week.

Oooooh. I was cleaning my room today, (I know right?!) and I found this amazing little book I thought I'd lost. I'd almost forgotten about it. It's called... "The Little Book of Chav Jokes."
It is quite a wonderous, amazing book with some funny (but some quite rude) jokes. :]
Let me share my favourites ;)

How can you tell if a Chav has a girlfriend?
There are two trails of spit.

Why couldn't the Chav finish the race?
He was only good at startin'

How many Chavs does it take to change a lightbulb?
Eleven. One to do it, and ten to back him up.

What do you call a Chavette that won't have sex on the first date?
Dumped.

How does a Chavette turn the lights off after sex?
She closes the car door.

Why do Chavettes wear knickers?
To keep their ankles warm.

What do you call a quiet Chav?
A corpse.

Two Chavs jump off a cliff, which one hits the ground first?
Who cares?

How many Chavs does it take to have a bath.
Five. One to lie in the tub, and the other four to spit on him.

How do you get a Chav to wear a condom?
Put a nike logo on it.

How many people does it take to bury a Chav?
One. There is only one handle on a wheely bin.

How can you tell if a Chavette is having her period?
She's only wearing one sock.


That's all I can be arsed to write at the mo xD
Just google Chav jokes or something for more :)
Ciaaaao babies :] x