Aaah, what a jolly blog that last one was. Must have been having one of them emu days. I can't say how much i hate school at the moment. So much about it is pissing me off. I think it's PE more than anything though.
Mrs Davies, yano.. the one with the big, curly hair? That bitch wants us to wear unitards for our exam on Febuary 13th, which brilliantly is on a Friday -.-. That's how much she hates us see. I mean.. UNITARDS. Me. In a unitard. Wonderful. I got so freaked out about this when i first heard that I went mental at home. I've totally gone on this fitness, eating healthy, drinking healthy thing. Trying to make me look better for this bloody exam.
Desperate?
Yes.
Funny?
Depends.
Like on Wednesday, dances solid for about 3 hours (dancing lessons, not in front of my mirror. >.> ) Went running for half an hour when i got home. Did God knows how many sit ups and stretches and all.
After all this excersize.. my brother baught me a Domino's Pizza.
and i ate it.
Fabulous.
Ew. not my best blog.
ewew.
ew at me.
i feel a delete coming on. ;D
Monday, 8 December 2008
Sunday, 16 November 2008
GAARG.
Yep, GAAARG. It sums up pretty much how I'm feeling right now. I don't really want to rant as if I'm "wollowing in self pity", but yeah.
I feel;
Fat.
Ugly.
Fat.
Crap.
Annoyed.
Stressed.
Fat.
Peeeeeved.
Did I mention fat?
World's shittiest blog, fair play. >.<
I feel;
Fat.
Ugly.
Fat.
Crap.
Annoyed.
Stressed.
Fat.
Peeeeeved.
Did I mention fat?
World's shittiest blog, fair play. >.<
Wednesday, 5 November 2008
:)
MY CAT'S BETTTEERRRRR!
I'll explain. :)
My cat, Nala, who is practically my life (though that sounds odd.) got really ill recently. She got an over-reactive thyroid, it's where you eat and eat and eat, but don't put weight on, it eats at your fat cells until there's nothing left.. death.
I might have said some, or all of this in another blog, but it's been so long, as I lost passwords and that.
But yeah, I was so worried, I've had her sinse.. forever, and I'll miss her so much. She went to the vets yesterday (Tuesday) and had an operation, all day Tuesday, I couldn't concentrate, couldn't think, and couldn't sleep, annoying. And when I got home, expecting to see her, but the mother told me she had to stay in overnight just to be safe.
BUTTTT. We went to get her today, and all is good :)
She has a big scar down her neck, but it should heal, the only thing they were concerned about at the vets was her scratching her neck with her feet and clawing the cut open. SO, we had to go buy some baby socks. We had a hard job shoving them on her, but she looks ADORABLE with them on.
It's funny. :)
Hmm.
One short blog..
Have my fave song lyrics :)
I'll explain. :)
My cat, Nala, who is practically my life (though that sounds odd.) got really ill recently. She got an over-reactive thyroid, it's where you eat and eat and eat, but don't put weight on, it eats at your fat cells until there's nothing left.. death.
I might have said some, or all of this in another blog, but it's been so long, as I lost passwords and that.
But yeah, I was so worried, I've had her sinse.. forever, and I'll miss her so much. She went to the vets yesterday (Tuesday) and had an operation, all day Tuesday, I couldn't concentrate, couldn't think, and couldn't sleep, annoying. And when I got home, expecting to see her, but the mother told me she had to stay in overnight just to be safe.
BUTTTT. We went to get her today, and all is good :)
She has a big scar down her neck, but it should heal, the only thing they were concerned about at the vets was her scratching her neck with her feet and clawing the cut open. SO, we had to go buy some baby socks. We had a hard job shoving them on her, but she looks ADORABLE with them on.
It's funny. :)
Hmm.
One short blog..
Have my fave song lyrics :)
- You gotta help me out
It's all a blur last night
We need a taxi 'cause you're hung-over and I'm broke
I lost my fake I'd but you lost the motel key
Spare me your freakin' dirty looks
Now don't play me
You want to cash out and get the hell out of town
[CHORUS:]
Don't be a baby
Remember what you told me
Shut up and put your money where your mouth is
That's what you get for waking up in Vegas
Get up and shake the glitter off your clothes, now
That's what you get for waking up in Vegas
Why are these lights so bright
Oh, did we get hitched last night, dressed up like Elvis,
And why, why am I wearing your class ring?
Don't call your mother
'Cause now we're partners in crime
[CHORUS:]
Don't be a baby
Remember what you told me
Shut up and put your money where your mouth is
That's what you get for waking up in Vegas
Get up and shake the glitter off your clothes, now
That's what you get for waking up in Vegas
You got me into this
Information overload, situation lost control
Send out an S.O.S.
And get some cash out
We're gonna tear up the town
Don't be a baby
Remember what you told me [x3]
Told me, you told me, you told me
Shut up and put your money where your mouth is
That's what you get for waking up in Vegas
Get up and shake the glitter off your clothes, now
That's what you get for waking up in Vegas
Shake the glitter, shake, shake, shake the glitter, c'mon!
Give me some cash out baby
Give me some cash out, honey,-Katy Perry, Waking Up in Vegas.
x
Saturday, 11 October 2008
lolz. :]
Hello my people :) It's Saturday, also known as Caturday, but that's for the LOLCatz fans out there xD No workies today, it does actually feel strange because I woke up early and everything waiting to go, looking forward to seeing what class I'm in today, looking forward to yard duty to have the kids tormenting me to play "What's the time Mr Wolf" and having plenty of cwtches, and also chatting to the teachers about stuff in the lounge.. but that's all gone now :(
A few good things came from the week, I have new unforgettable memories, new experiences, new abilities regarding diciplining/punishing/tormenting kids, and they said I was welcome any time. :] Classroom assisstant/teaching could be a new window in a career for me :). Plus, Miss Jones maths gave me some advice on what I could do in the future when she came to see me in the week.
Oooooh. I was cleaning my room today, (I know right?!) and I found this amazing little book I thought I'd lost. I'd almost forgotten about it. It's called... "The Little Book of Chav Jokes."
It is quite a wonderous, amazing book with some funny (but some quite rude) jokes. :]
Let me share my favourites ;)
How can you tell if a Chav has a girlfriend?
There are two trails of spit.
Why couldn't the Chav finish the race?
He was only good at startin'
How many Chavs does it take to change a lightbulb?
Eleven. One to do it, and ten to back him up.
What do you call a Chavette that won't have sex on the first date?
Dumped.
How does a Chavette turn the lights off after sex?
She closes the car door.
Why do Chavettes wear knickers?
To keep their ankles warm.
What do you call a quiet Chav?
A corpse.
Two Chavs jump off a cliff, which one hits the ground first?
Who cares?
How many Chavs does it take to have a bath.
Five. One to lie in the tub, and the other four to spit on him.
How do you get a Chav to wear a condom?
Put a nike logo on it.
How many people does it take to bury a Chav?
One. There is only one handle on a wheely bin.
How can you tell if a Chavette is having her period?
She's only wearing one sock.
That's all I can be arsed to write at the mo xD
Just google Chav jokes or something for more :)
Ciaaaao babies :] x
A few good things came from the week, I have new unforgettable memories, new experiences, new abilities regarding diciplining/punishing/tormenting kids, and they said I was welcome any time. :] Classroom assisstant/teaching could be a new window in a career for me :). Plus, Miss Jones maths gave me some advice on what I could do in the future when she came to see me in the week.
Oooooh. I was cleaning my room today, (I know right?!) and I found this amazing little book I thought I'd lost. I'd almost forgotten about it. It's called... "The Little Book of Chav Jokes."
It is quite a wonderous, amazing book with some funny (but some quite rude) jokes. :]
Let me share my favourites ;)
How can you tell if a Chav has a girlfriend?
There are two trails of spit.
Why couldn't the Chav finish the race?
He was only good at startin'
How many Chavs does it take to change a lightbulb?
Eleven. One to do it, and ten to back him up.
What do you call a Chavette that won't have sex on the first date?
Dumped.
How does a Chavette turn the lights off after sex?
She closes the car door.
Why do Chavettes wear knickers?
To keep their ankles warm.
What do you call a quiet Chav?
A corpse.
Two Chavs jump off a cliff, which one hits the ground first?
Who cares?
How many Chavs does it take to have a bath.
Five. One to lie in the tub, and the other four to spit on him.
How do you get a Chav to wear a condom?
Put a nike logo on it.
How many people does it take to bury a Chav?
One. There is only one handle on a wheely bin.
How can you tell if a Chavette is having her period?
She's only wearing one sock.
That's all I can be arsed to write at the mo xD
Just google Chav jokes or something for more :)
Ciaaaao babies :] x
Friday, 10 October 2008
Work expo.
Ohmynannaofbethlehem.
When I found out I'd be going to a Primary School, my heart sort of dropped like a dodgy shit. I cacked myself on the weekend before, and come Monday I desperatly didn't want to go. You see, kids aren't my field.. well, I know how to handle them, I've been told I'm really good with them, Hell, I teach them in dancing. But I don't like them.
So I went Monday, and I sat at reception and waited until someone noticed I was there, when someone did, they didn't even know I was coming, the Head hadn't said anything, I felt like quite the plonker. But some kind baffoon placed me with year 1 class, I spent the week with the infants, that's a relief because most of the juniors are usually cheecky fuckers that are full of themselves because they're "big kids now".
Anyway. It wasn't as bad as I thought, but I was still nervous. I basically had to help the kids with work and that.
Tuesday was my fave day I think, :] I made a mini friend, Charlotte, she was so adorable, I think she was 6/7. But she was like.. retarded. Well she moved school to this one so she was a bit behind, so I was her helper because the class were making models of people (where you stick the body parts together with split pins so they move.). 'Twas fun.
I was on yard duty all week, Monday it was boring because I felt like a mongo walking around on my own, but Tuesday and the rest of the week I was always surrounded by kids wanted to play with me so I just taught them how to play "What's the time Mr Wolf?" :) I enjoyed-io.
Wednesday was like.. OhFFS. I was with Mrs Speary, okay, she was nice enough, she was funny, but she was so God damn freaking lazy. I stepped into the classroom and she said "Oh good, I have you do I? Thank God, I need you to get on a chair, unpin the pins from the wall, take down what's on there and move it to that wall over there (points)."
I was like.. Charming. xD Then she had me water all 24 of her plants, feed her dying fish, move this, move that.. JESUS WOMAN.
And then I had to help the kids. -.-
Slave labour huh?
But then I got rescued, these people from Kerb Kraft came, and asked me to help them take one or two children out to a semi-busy roadside at a time and ask them the questions provided, and make a note of what they answered. I had all the thick kids. -.-
First off, I had Charlotte and she was so cute bless her, she couldn't say "Pedestrian" or "Obstruction".. but she tried.. and that's what counts right? ;)
But I had this other child, Bevan his name was. It went like:
Lorna: Okay Bevan, what do you call what we're walking on right now?
Bevan: Umm.. the.. floor?
Lorna: Well, yeaah, but what about the fancy word for this kind of floor?
Bevan: ....
Lorna: Begins with a P sound...
Bevan: (After a few moments of struggled thinking) .. my trainers?
-.-
Seriously. He was being serious. Then this other child I had to take out, Ellena I think it was, the first thing she said to me was "I left my hearing aid in the classroom." Greaaaaaat.
But on the whole, it was my most... eventful day I guess. :]
Thursday was one of my least favourites I think. I was placed with nursery, and of course, they're completley unindependant. So you have to take them to the loo, never stop playing with them, which gets tiring, do everything for them. The teacher was fun though, I think I felt closer to her than other people. Amy Glastonberry. I had to write it out then, just to see if I could spell the second name xD skill ;).
Friday, I was glad of my last day in the morning, because I learnt I was in Slave Labour woman's class again -.-
Of course she had me moving stuff and other rediculous things.
At lunch though, I went to the staffroom for my food and all of the teachers I knew and worked with or seen in the staffroom were just standing there.. i was like.. "Um.. hi?" And then they gave me a gift bag thing with pressies in it and said it was nice to have me and I had hugs and that.
So happy. I had this HUUUUGE box of chocolates, a notebook and a parker pen, and a card. Plus they wrote really great things on that flipping report card xD
After my best dinner time ever, we had to go to a church to celebrate Harvest. They were all praying taking it seriously, where I struggled to keep my laugh in.
After that, at the break after dinner all the kids knew it was my last day and I had like a SWAMP of hugs, I felt like crying. :(
Never would I see Charlotte again, or Kane, or Lauren, or Georgina, or Kira, or any of the other little buggers that seemed to like me a lot. There were a lot. I attract things I hate ;) 'cept I liked these kids, they were sweet.
I'd love to go back.
I think I'll miss Charlotte, because she gave me her "lucky concer" so I wouldn't "forget her" I was like.. :'( So I made the concer into a pretty impressive necklace ;) and I wear it now xD
Ahh cheese in this blog aye. :]
Memorable parts of the weeek. :)
Child after seeing me getting in the car with my dad: "Is that your boyfriend?"
"No... that's my dad.."
Child: "My mum has bigger wobbly bits than you."
Child: "Do you have a kid?"
Me in the staffroom: "Whoaaaa wtf? Did I just eat my fork?"
Yeah okay, that one needs explaining, I was eating pasta with a fork, and I must have absent-mindedly put the fork in my bag and then I couldn't find it, so I shouted this out without thinking and the teacher were chatting amongst themselves.. and they just.. stopped and stared. Trust this to be my first day.
Aaaah such a long entry, such a short Lorna :)
Ciaaao bummies :] x
When I found out I'd be going to a Primary School, my heart sort of dropped like a dodgy shit. I cacked myself on the weekend before, and come Monday I desperatly didn't want to go. You see, kids aren't my field.. well, I know how to handle them, I've been told I'm really good with them, Hell, I teach them in dancing. But I don't like them.
So I went Monday, and I sat at reception and waited until someone noticed I was there, when someone did, they didn't even know I was coming, the Head hadn't said anything, I felt like quite the plonker. But some kind baffoon placed me with year 1 class, I spent the week with the infants, that's a relief because most of the juniors are usually cheecky fuckers that are full of themselves because they're "big kids now".
Anyway. It wasn't as bad as I thought, but I was still nervous. I basically had to help the kids with work and that.
Tuesday was my fave day I think, :] I made a mini friend, Charlotte, she was so adorable, I think she was 6/7. But she was like.. retarded. Well she moved school to this one so she was a bit behind, so I was her helper because the class were making models of people (where you stick the body parts together with split pins so they move.). 'Twas fun.
I was on yard duty all week, Monday it was boring because I felt like a mongo walking around on my own, but Tuesday and the rest of the week I was always surrounded by kids wanted to play with me so I just taught them how to play "What's the time Mr Wolf?" :) I enjoyed-io.
Wednesday was like.. OhFFS. I was with Mrs Speary, okay, she was nice enough, she was funny, but she was so God damn freaking lazy. I stepped into the classroom and she said "Oh good, I have you do I? Thank God, I need you to get on a chair, unpin the pins from the wall, take down what's on there and move it to that wall over there (points)."
I was like.. Charming. xD Then she had me water all 24 of her plants, feed her dying fish, move this, move that.. JESUS WOMAN.
And then I had to help the kids. -.-
Slave labour huh?
But then I got rescued, these people from Kerb Kraft came, and asked me to help them take one or two children out to a semi-busy roadside at a time and ask them the questions provided, and make a note of what they answered. I had all the thick kids. -.-
First off, I had Charlotte and she was so cute bless her, she couldn't say "Pedestrian" or "Obstruction".. but she tried.. and that's what counts right? ;)
But I had this other child, Bevan his name was. It went like:
Lorna: Okay Bevan, what do you call what we're walking on right now?
Bevan: Umm.. the.. floor?
Lorna: Well, yeaah, but what about the fancy word for this kind of floor?
Bevan: ....
Lorna: Begins with a P sound...
Bevan: (After a few moments of struggled thinking) .. my trainers?
-.-
Seriously. He was being serious. Then this other child I had to take out, Ellena I think it was, the first thing she said to me was "I left my hearing aid in the classroom." Greaaaaaat.
But on the whole, it was my most... eventful day I guess. :]
Thursday was one of my least favourites I think. I was placed with nursery, and of course, they're completley unindependant. So you have to take them to the loo, never stop playing with them, which gets tiring, do everything for them. The teacher was fun though, I think I felt closer to her than other people. Amy Glastonberry. I had to write it out then, just to see if I could spell the second name xD skill ;).
Friday, I was glad of my last day in the morning, because I learnt I was in Slave Labour woman's class again -.-
Of course she had me moving stuff and other rediculous things.
At lunch though, I went to the staffroom for my food and all of the teachers I knew and worked with or seen in the staffroom were just standing there.. i was like.. "Um.. hi?" And then they gave me a gift bag thing with pressies in it and said it was nice to have me and I had hugs and that.
So happy. I had this HUUUUGE box of chocolates, a notebook and a parker pen, and a card. Plus they wrote really great things on that flipping report card xD
After my best dinner time ever, we had to go to a church to celebrate Harvest. They were all praying taking it seriously, where I struggled to keep my laugh in.
After that, at the break after dinner all the kids knew it was my last day and I had like a SWAMP of hugs, I felt like crying. :(
Never would I see Charlotte again, or Kane, or Lauren, or Georgina, or Kira, or any of the other little buggers that seemed to like me a lot. There were a lot. I attract things I hate ;) 'cept I liked these kids, they were sweet.
I'd love to go back.
I think I'll miss Charlotte, because she gave me her "lucky concer" so I wouldn't "forget her" I was like.. :'( So I made the concer into a pretty impressive necklace ;) and I wear it now xD
Ahh cheese in this blog aye. :]
Memorable parts of the weeek. :)
Child after seeing me getting in the car with my dad: "Is that your boyfriend?"
"No... that's my dad.."
Child: "My mum has bigger wobbly bits than you."
Child: "Do you have a kid?"
Me in the staffroom: "Whoaaaa wtf? Did I just eat my fork?"
Yeah okay, that one needs explaining, I was eating pasta with a fork, and I must have absent-mindedly put the fork in my bag and then I couldn't find it, so I shouted this out without thinking and the teacher were chatting amongst themselves.. and they just.. stopped and stared. Trust this to be my first day.
Aaaah such a long entry, such a short Lorna :)
Ciaaao bummies :] x
Sunday, 5 October 2008
Helloo there my fine people, here I am again, writing blogs. I can't sleep at all. I've had no coffee, so I don't know what's wrong with me. I was reading through Scott's blogs, because they're so damn funny. You should. Read them. They're great. Those aren't suggestions people, they're commands so obey. :]
This blog's for me to really see what this programme can do. I saw a video on Scott's blog, he said it was hilarious.. so I watched it.. and you'll never guess what.. it is hilarious. ;] So.. if Scott doesn't mind, I shall post it on my blog, because I just learnt how to and you can all see how amazing this video is. ;]♥
Oh also. For those laptop users who don't know how to do those bebo/myspace alt codes because they have gay laptops, hold alt+fn(left to the start menu button) and press the letters with the numbers on them. On my laptop the letters are U I O P L K J M. Probably more, but it's too dark to see. ;)
I bet you already knew about the fn thing though right? I always find out new things, think I'm smart, tell people, only to have them telling me they already knew.
Sod's law isn't it?
Anyways. This video. Watch.
Ah ffs. Yet again..
Just go on youtube to watch it.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=w8QH93jWZbk
There's your link.
my laptop was being spazzish and wouldn't let me upload it.
x
This blog's for me to really see what this programme can do. I saw a video on Scott's blog, he said it was hilarious.. so I watched it.. and you'll never guess what.. it is hilarious. ;] So.. if Scott doesn't mind, I shall post it on my blog, because I just learnt how to and you can all see how amazing this video is. ;]♥
Oh also. For those laptop users who don't know how to do those bebo/myspace alt codes because they have gay laptops, hold alt+fn(left to the start menu button) and press the letters with the numbers on them. On my laptop the letters are U I O P L K J M. Probably more, but it's too dark to see. ;)
I bet you already knew about the fn thing though right? I always find out new things, think I'm smart, tell people, only to have them telling me they already knew.
Sod's law isn't it?
Anyways. This video. Watch.
Ah ffs. Yet again..
Just go on youtube to watch it.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=w8QH93jWZbk
There's your link.
my laptop was being spazzish and wouldn't let me upload it.
x
Good Morning :]
Usually people say "Good morining." to someone at about 9ish am right? Well, good morning to you at 1.51am. Cause I can't sleep at all. I'm freaked about that guy breaking in last night.. see other blog.. Plus. My cat goes to the vet for an operation tomorrow, (Monday) and I have work experience, which I'm a bit annoyed about. I told the careers advisor that I didn't really like kids.. where does she put me? In a Junior School, and what's more.. I have the feeling it's quite a Catholic. Now for those of you who know me, I'm quite.. anti-religious, and to be blunt.. I think it's all a load of bollocks.. so, work experience should be fun right?
I'm worried about my cat. She's 11, and her name's Nala, but the vets have annoyingly spelt it Narla. -.- Stupid people. Narla sounds so.. vicious, and she really wouldn't harm a fly, she's quite the oposite to vicious.. she humps anything with a pulse.. I guess it's how loving she is..
She was diagnosed with Severe Demensia a few months ago. It's quite funny, she just stares at walls, and if you try and seperate her from her beloved wall, it's where "Narla" comes out ;). But other than when she has her nutty moments, she's so cwtchy, loving and playful. I've had her sinse I was 5 so it's been a long time. I love her so much and I think I could just die without her. Anyway, like I said, I'm worried about her and this operation. The operation is to get rid of an overeactive thyroid in her body. People who have seen my cat will know that she's always been kind of small for her age. She looks kitten-like. But apparently it's due to an illness. We took her to the vets a few weeks ago because she was getting thinner. They told us about this thyroid.
So this operation tomorrow is vital, they're going to cut her neck open to get at it, when I heard that, I burst into tears because come on, neck?! Not exactly the safest part of the body. They did say that it's common in cats her age to get it though so she should be fine. I'm actually, quite pathetically getting chocked up right now, so I'ma stop writing before I get depressed for the night.
2.02am. Though it will say down there..
x
I'm worried about my cat. She's 11, and her name's Nala, but the vets have annoyingly spelt it Narla. -.- Stupid people. Narla sounds so.. vicious, and she really wouldn't harm a fly, she's quite the oposite to vicious.. she humps anything with a pulse.. I guess it's how loving she is..
She was diagnosed with Severe Demensia a few months ago. It's quite funny, she just stares at walls, and if you try and seperate her from her beloved wall, it's where "Narla" comes out ;). But other than when she has her nutty moments, she's so cwtchy, loving and playful. I've had her sinse I was 5 so it's been a long time. I love her so much and I think I could just die without her. Anyway, like I said, I'm worried about her and this operation. The operation is to get rid of an overeactive thyroid in her body. People who have seen my cat will know that she's always been kind of small for her age. She looks kitten-like. But apparently it's due to an illness. We took her to the vets a few weeks ago because she was getting thinner. They told us about this thyroid.
So this operation tomorrow is vital, they're going to cut her neck open to get at it, when I heard that, I burst into tears because come on, neck?! Not exactly the safest part of the body. They did say that it's common in cats her age to get it though so she should be fine. I'm actually, quite pathetically getting chocked up right now, so I'ma stop writing before I get depressed for the night.
2.02am. Though it will say down there..
x
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